The UPS man brought me a gift today. I had no idea what it was, as I wasn’t expecting anything, and the envelop he left behind was pretty thin. I tore it open and found anthrax.

Just kidding! It was porn.

No, wait! It was this:

Okay, the picture doesn’t do it justice. Here’s what editor Michelle said about it: “We’ve printed on foil (but with a matte finish), which is why it is shimmery in certain light, and flat in others.” Trust me, it is very cool.

Coming to a bookstore near you on September 13.