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Open Letter to Oklahoma Voters and Lawmakers
I am a teacher. I teach English at the high school of an independent district within Oklahoma City. I love my job. I love your kids. I call them my kids. I keep blankets in my room for when they’re cold. I feed them peanut butter crackers, beef jerky, or Pop Tarts when Michelle Obama’s […]
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Open Letter to My Students, Past, Present, Future
I suppose every teacher faces the question, “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” Lord knows I asked it enough when it came to math. I get it a few times each year in my English classes, especially regarding the literature we read. I’d like to answer the question here. History, science, and yes, […]
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Shara breaks silence on VP talk
Online speculation has been rampant for the past week as Zombie Reform Party presidential candidate Johnny Gruesome mulls his pick for vice president. Shara Wellington, Mother of the Werewolf Pack, has been mentioned as a possible pick, but so far has not spoken on the matter. Today, however, the elusive lycanthrope released a statement through […]