The new Underworld movie must be doing pretty well at the box office. I say this because the hits to my Web sites have been up, and the search engines are bringing people looking for ways to become a werewolf. "How can I become a werewolf?" and other such phrases have been the top search engine searches that have led to my sites over the past week or so.
People are strange.
You want to be a werewolf? Get nekkid in the moonlight and slather yourself with an opium-based salve like they did a few hundred years ago. It’s as close as you’re gonna get.
I mean, really. Do you think we’re going to turn somebody who is actually looking for it?
Wait. Did I write that out loud?
In other news, I’ve been mostly confined to the house for the past two days because schools have been closed due to a little ice storm. My northern friends would laugh to see what has closed down Oklahoma education. We’re closed tomorrow, too. Another day home with my own little darlings, who are not getting along with one another so well. Wonderful!
Steven E. Wedel 
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