How to become a werewolf

Last semester one of my students hounded me about how to become a werewolf. I assume he was joking, but who knows? He’s an odd duck, anyway. Nice kid, but his butt seemed to have some kind of allergy to the plastic desk seats. Anyhoo, in looking at my WordPress stats this morning I saw that someone came to my site because s/he put into a search engine the phrase “how do i become a werewolf?” I get asked this question a lot.

So I decided to answer the question at The Werewolf Saga online. Yes, I have finally revealed the ancient, secret magical spell to transform yourself into a slavering beast.

I’ll see you in the forest …

21 responses to “How to become a werewolf”

Gayleen

July 9, 2008 at 11:58 pm

I saw that someone came to my site because s/he put into a search engine the phrase “how do i become a werewolf?”

So you can track what key words bring people to your site? And I suppose that’s what lies behind this trend I’ve noticed of having a long list of words on the page that vaguely relate to the topic at hand, but are not part of sentences (or anything else?)

I do like the part about his butt being allergic to the plastic seat – poor baby!

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Brawler

July 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm

I am a werewolf i was bitten by a wolf and i have drank water from a lake. And now I can change to a wolf at will.

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1. Jonothon Boutellier
  
  October 3, 2009 at 10:28 am
  
  how did you transform into 1
  
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  1. sarai
    
    December 23, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    
    if u r one then come and tell us how to become on or come and bit us
    
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    1. sarai
      
      December 23, 2011 at 5:02 pm
      
      u turn by a bit right so come and bit me i want to be one and i will find a way to be one
      
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      1. sarai
        
        December 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm
        
        contact me at lil_shagster@yahoo.com as the subject put werewolf that way ill know who its is and ill go to u or u come to me put i want u to transform me im smart obedient loyal and i follow orders so u can make ur own pack and be an alpha werewolf
        
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        sarai
        
        December 23, 2011 at 9:33 pm
        
        i need these abilities to make my dream a reality and if u help me ill be forever at ur service so plz help me make my dream come too by transforming me into a werewolf i need ur help
        
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  2. wolf
    
    October 25, 2013 at 3:47 am
    
    Look i want to be werewolf. If u find or know who can change please contact with me at email me voloswolf@gmail.com
    
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2. Tiffany
  
  March 15, 2013 at 1:52 pm
  
  Is it really true ? Can you really turn into a werewolf?
  
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3. richard paul
  
  July 11, 2013 at 11:09 pm
  
  wow u for real dude ur awesum!
  
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4. wolf
  
  October 25, 2013 at 3:54 am
  
  I want to become a lycan be bite me email is voloswolf@gmail.com
  
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5. wolf
  
  October 25, 2013 at 4:01 am
  
  i want be werewolf email is voloswolf@gmail.com
  
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justin

December 25, 2009 at 11:07 pm

i have always wanted to be one but dont no hou can you let me no

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Rachelle

July 12, 2010 at 8:07 pm

i always wanted to become a werewolf and phase back to human form.if any1 knows how 2 can u please tell me how by contacting me at cena_232323@yahoo.com? please and thank u!

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Jamison David

November 13, 2012 at 11:50 pm

what if i just want a wolf’s muzzle ears tail and fur? if that happens, i will be so happy!

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1. Steve Wedel
  
  November 14, 2012 at 10:42 pm
  
  Try skipping every third stanza. 😉
  
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Diego102

December 27, 2012 at 3:34 pm

So what is that turns you into a werewolf then?

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richard paul

July 11, 2013 at 11:08 pm

hi im richard paul i wish to become a werewolf can u please tell me how do do this i can be reached on my email which is theoasis2012@live.com.

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faiu

July 15, 2013 at 7:10 am

hi my name isfaiu i also want become a werewolf plz send me the spell on my id sfaiu@yahoo.com

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gabi

November 11, 2013 at 7:07 pm

I need help really bad I want to become a werewolf for personal reasons and I am willing to do anything to become one but I don’t wanna be one of those werewolfs that walk on 2 legs I want to be able to transform into a werewolf and have control over my form and I don’t wanna become one just because of twilight or teen wolf or any other shows like that iv wanted to be one ever since I was 9 please some one HELP ME PLEASE im willing to do anything my email is gabi.a.flanagan@gmail.com

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