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  • Arrrrrrrrrrgh!

    I have about 20 pages to go before finishing Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code. I cannot believe this book sold 40 million copies. Anything positive I had to say about it was burned away when the villain was revealed. I swear, it’s like Brown realized he was at the end of the book and…

  • Something old, something new

    It’s now a proven fact that a kid from the ’80s can only go so long without hearing “Lipstick and Leather.” My drought ended yesterday witht he purchase of Y&T’s Best of ’81 to ’85. It also has “Summertime Girls.” Ah, what a video that was. Most of the other songs are forgettable, but “Lipstick…

  • Darkscapes available now

    The new edition of Darkscapes went on sale today at Amazon.com. It’s listed at the cover price of $16.95. Not too bad for 34 stories. They don’t have a cover on the site yet, but if you really wanna see it, you can hope over to my Web site, which I just updated. Keep in…

  • Duh! Vinci Code

    Next week at this time we’ll be seeing headlines proclaiming “The Da Vinci Code” has set new records for weekend movie attendance. That article will be accompanied by more articles in which the Catholic Church calls the book and movie heresy while Protestants talk about opportunity for dialogue and the flaws of the story. I’m…

  • Scream of Humanity

    Dan at Meat Grinder Press just let me know that he’s accepted my short story “Scream of Humanity” for publication in an upcoming issue of the magazine. What happens when an inexperienced, curious doctor fails to swat a newborn baby that hasn’t drawn its first breath? Read “Scream of Humanity” to find out! Don’t forget…

  • Meat Grinder interview

    The debut issue of Meat Grinder Press magazine is available now, featuring an interview with me. The magazine is $8.02 for the print version and $1.25 for an e-book download. It has a nice looking cover and fiction from several authors, including a novella by Joseph Armstead. I had to leave the concert early because…

  • Protected: Worst concert experience ever

    There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

  • The Best of Times

    Tomorrow night Kim and I will join hundreds of other old farts for the first outdoor concert of the season in OKC. REO Speedwagon and Styx will be at the Zoo Amphitheater. Twenty-something years ago this would have been the biggest tour on the planet. Today … well … Gary Richrath won’t be there to…

  • Wanna be an ass?

    As you may recall, last summer I was fired from the university where I worked so that a spineless sack of crap vice president could hire another of his friends. That university also hosts an annual book festival and, during the two years I was there, I was heavily involved in promoting it, rented booth…

  • Cheese

    What the hell is this fascination people have with cheese? I mean, seriously, has the concept of a hamburger without cheese become so farfetched that the typical fast food worker can’t fathom serving a burger without the yellow goo? That’s right. I don’t like cheese. Yes, that means I do not eat pizza. I will…