Give me your children


The State of Oklahoma today granted me a temporary license to teach journalism to kids in grades six through 12.

Saturday I test to get English added to my license.

I want to corrupt as many children as possible.

And get paid for it.

6 responses to “Give me your children”

  1. Congratulations. Sounds like a fun, rewarding job.

  2. Dude, haven’t you warped own four enough already?

  3. You are so IN with the G!

    1. Welcome to the cult….I mean club.
      G

  4. Great news!
    Warp their minds!!! Get paid lots for it!!!

  5. Awesome buddy, congrats! How hard will it be to get an actual job teaching now?

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