Wanna become a werewolf?

Vanity Google searches. It’s amazing what they’ll turn up. I’d forgotten about my old Geocities Web site, which I gave to Josef Ulrik when I moved to Tripod several years ago. If you don’t know that Ulrik is a fictional werewolf, why the hell are you reading my blog? Anyway, there is a message board attached to that very obsolete Geocities site. I looked at that board for the first time in years today … and found messages from several people who believe they are, or want to be, werewolves.

Go amuse yourself.

I’m sorry, folks, but I really can’t help you become werewolves. Ulrik forbids it. “The Pack is gathering. There can be no culls among us.”