Yes, if everybody else jumped off a cliff, I’d probably do it, too. By the time it was my turn the ground should be covered in soft, mushy bodies to break my fall.
10 Things I’ve Done That You Probably Haven’t
1. Drove a 1987 Buick Skylark to the top of Lookout Mountain in SE Oregon
2. Been suspended from college after my campus e-mail was hacked and death threats sent from my account
3. Waited until I was 29 to enroll in college
4. Earned a master’s degree at age 38
5. Married the girl I began “dating” in junior high
6. Have been married for almost 20 years — to the same person
7. Won a T.G. & Y. gift certificate for calling The Foreman Scotty Show (television) when I was about four
8. Changed jobs 21 times between the ages of 16 and 38
9. Taken a rubbing from a grave stone with the epitaph “Murdered by Human Wolves”
10. Fathered the four best looking kids ever

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